Gym Bull-shit

It's amazing the crap you hear in the gym. In fact the whole culture attracts male idiots.

One guy was talking about shaggin' on Viagra

"Aye man, I wiz shaggin' on that fuckin' viagra, fuckin' frenzied wiv the bird I hud at the time, we were so fucked up on the viagra I said 'whit hole do I stick it in' and she said 'any wan'."

It gets more complicated.

The conversation in the gym can sometimes go 'see that fuckin' thing, whit the fuck is it called, fuck, I've forgotten the fuckin' name of that. fuck!' - the gym talk can be that deep.

The usual hoodlums were there - Tiny the Steroid abuser , ex-steroid user (now fat) and our Asian/Pakistani brothers who join in the white man 'fuckin', fuck-fuck' talk also. Skippin' rope man was there also, making a nusciance of himself by skipping in the central weight lifting area.

Till the next workout...